whagwan

inna dis accursed babylon

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WHAGWAN DERE

Twitchy Leg

which website you thinking of

Anonymous35

C.O innit

Twitchy Leg

i will bung a bit of software on there and you can then add keywords and metadata

Twitchy Leg

did you see the article i linked to? It's an incredibly tough read

Twitchy Leg

i almost stopped at one point

Twitchy Leg

i think it deserves a short film. Not sure how it would be done

Twitchy Leg

geeeeez, important question. What we doing abpout the world cup? you coming here to watch it

Anonymous35

So many films in france about the terrorists attacks not sure we need more

Anonymous35

I'm boycotting it

Anonymous35

just kidding

Twitchy Leg

read the article. this is something different.

Twitchy Leg

also, there are films and then there are films. It depends entirely on the approach. A blockbuster or Poetic Cinema? Which approach serves better?

Twitchy Leg

did you convert your film?

Anonymous35

yeah I found a way of doing it with the editing software straight away

Anonymous35

Will 2go run well on wordpress?

Twitchy Leg

wot that. Never heard of ot

Twitchy Leg

gooners are killing forest. their rapist just scored the 4th

Anonymous35

Ot? Will a 2gb video run fine on the website?

Anonymous35

gooner scum

Twitchy Leg

2 gig too big

Twitchy Leg

send me the gig and i will convert it. or try handbrake

Twitchy Leg

https://handbrake.fr/

Twitchy Leg

you know i can convert your film without looking at it,

Twitchy Leg

u can trust me

Twitchy Leg

although, with the lack of sleep, i could do with the laughs

Anonymous35

fuck off

Anonymous35

What maximum size should it be for the website?

Twitchy Leg

bout 6-700mb

Anonymous35

but surely my super ultra hd quality will get fucked by that compression?

Twitchy Leg

yeah a bit. but not as much as you think.

Twitchy Leg

send me the film.
well, stick it on the c.o server at least

Anonymous35

there's no way of keeping crispy quality and using it on the web?

Anonymous35

I've put web optimization on hand brake, dunno if I should

Twitchy Leg

if you put it on a server dedicated to movies the quality will diminish less.
maybe create a vimeo account.

Put it on c.o at 2 gig and see what happens

Anonymous35

alright

Anonymous35

handbrake seems to work fine

Twitchy Leg

handbrake is very good

Anonymous35

You can watch Tristan's latest short on Collectif Omerta if u want

Twitchy Leg

weird. that's exactly what i was doing as you typed the message

Twitchy Leg

there's a lot wrongwith it but overal it was good. Big step up from his earlier shite.

Twitchy Leg

just so many many many things that can be improved

Twitchy Leg

but there were some very well done touches

Twitchy Leg

collectif omerta starting to have a whole folio now. shame you don't make the website more pro

Twitchy Leg

your page is.... i was going to say rubbish but maybe that's too harsh. poor

Twitchy Leg

and what's with these nasty red fonts y'all keep using?
kin hell. might as well title everything "Amateurs"

Anonymous35

we like da red fonts

Anonymous35

The websites looking well clean now

Anonymous35

dont touch the guys pages

Anonymous35

That would start a feud

Anonymous35

We've said we're not touching eachothers shit now

Twitchy Leg

oh ok. Are you on c;o; now? I keep taking over someone editing. Thought it was you

Anonymous35

nope

Twitchy Leg

whagwan dare weezy

Twitchy Leg

then it was tristpants

Twitchy Leg

he must have wondered wtf

Anonymous35

exporting the last last version of my film in ultra hd

Anonymous35

then I'm gonna compress that bitch with handbrake

Twitchy Leg

how long does the export take

Twitchy Leg

on my machine a 4gb final cut takes 2 fucking hours

Twitchy Leg

me and poops are resurrecting cinama marriott, starting next sunday

Twitchy Leg

gonna put a whagwan type chatroom online to discuss it with everyone. will invite kolaj

Anonymous35

alrighty

Anonymous35

u set us up with a collectifomerta chat?

Anonymous35

Could u set us up*

Twitchy Leg

best film ever

Twitchy Leg

just watched the new Atlanta episode. It's maybe the best episode ever

Anonymous35

surprised u liked it

Anonymous35

how do I look at the stats of ppl visiting the site etc

Twitchy Leg

it was great

Twitchy Leg

how do I look at the stats of ppl visiting the site etc

Twitchy Leg

install analtic pllug in

Twitchy Leg

analytic

Twitchy Leg

atlanta anazl

Anonymous35

google analytic?

Twitchy Leg

nah

Twitchy Leg

waste of time and effort and u also would then need to put an annoying cookie notice on your site BY LAW

Anonymous35

which one then?

Twitchy Leg

are u on thre site now

Anonymous35

yup

Anonymous35

I added WP Tao

Twitchy Leg

whats that

Twitchy Leg

for stats you want a plugin called WP Statistics

Anonymous35

thank u

Twitchy Leg

wait though

Twitchy Leg

tao looks good enough

Twitchy Leg

its funky enough

Twitchy Leg

reactivate it and i will give it the once over

Anonymous35

didn't have as many details

Anonymous35

and had all these selling and buying options

Anonymous35

tao is telling me 5 visits WP is telling me 0

Twitchy Leg

ok.
plugins are good but the more you have the more vulnerable your site is. I gave u good security but if you instal a plugin and dont use it.... uninstall. From the server is best

Twitchy Leg

compare the 2. i just looked at niels page for example

Anonymous35

WP aint saying shit

Twitchy Leg

i am getting looey to click on a few pages from his phone

Anonymous35

oh actually it is it just needed a minute

Twitchy Leg

sometimes admin hits are excluded

Twitchy Leg

wp stats is powerful. you need to know a thing or 2 before setting the defaults

Twitchy Leg

like u can crash your whole site if you geo localise

Twitchy Leg

but geo locale is worth having

Twitchy Leg

for now, what do u really need?

Anonymous35

Number of people visiting that's it

Anonymous35

btw when you go on the website on a phone the top bar with written C.O projects etc is all fucked up

Anonymous35

I've tried fixing it but can't do it

Anonymous35

If you know how that would be cooooooooool

Twitchy Leg

which page is it

Anonymous35

on all pages the top bar that doesnt move

Twitchy Leg

it works on my phone

Twitchy Leg

but yeah..... i can see it is probably abit shite on YOUR phone

Twitchy Leg

i took off the search button to make it a lot neater on phones

Twitchy Leg

well, not a lot. but quite a bit

Anonymous35

dont you have a load of white space on the top?

Twitchy Leg

its lovely now

Twitchy Legged Bitch

darrellm

yes mister edit

darrellm

t going

Anonymous35

darrellm

is it live yet

darrellm

need a hand?

darrellm

if so txt me

Anonymous35

The film is called TO KILL A BUSINESSMAN

Anonymous35

On Filezilla there's an HD uncompressed version which is the one I want to use because the compressed ones lost too much quality

Anonymous35

Neither of the 3 versions put on FileZilla are working

darrellm

whagwan

darrellm

i changed the name of 1 file because capitals and spaces are sometimes problematic

Anonymous35

Alright

Anonymous35

Should I try again?

darrellm

file tkab

Anonymous35

error message

Anonymous35

sent it to you on twitter

Anonymous35

I dont get it this thing has worked every time

darrellm

calmos

darrellm

will have it soon

Anonymous35

thank uuuuuuuu

Anonymous35

i'd be great to keep the high as quality somehow

Anonymous35

Wassup?

darrellm

i am on it

darrellm

deactivate wpstats and tao

Anonymous35

delete

Anonymous35

darrellm

just turn them off

Anonymous35

done

darrellm

try uploading a photo. anything

Anonymous35

can't do it

darrellm

me neither

Anonymous35

transfer failed

darrellm

try the film again

darrellm

import from server

darrellm

nah stop

Anonymous35

too late I did it

Anonymous35

t worked

Anonymous35

Added from server

darrellm

DO NOT DO ANYTHING

Anonymous35

okay

Anonymous35

not doing anything

Anonymous35

tkab is in the mediatheque

darrellm

STOP TALKING 1 MIN

darrellm

fixed

Anonymous35

what do I do now?

darrellm

nothing

darrellm

wait

darrellm

your film is live

darrellm

u made a big mistake

darrellm

overloaded the server

darrellm

i am going to delete the 5gb file

Anonymous35

thanks diddy

Anonymous35

which version did you post?

Anonymous35

did u do your own compress?

darrellm

hell no

darrellm

listen there's more.

darrellm

watch the film and make sure it flows. Then call me

darrellm

i had to do something in an emergency to get it working. But that thing aint good for the site

Anonymous35

Did you use one of my compresses?

darrellm

you had 3 versions up there. i renamed 1 and used that

darrellm

for now..... justmake sure it works

Anonymous35

If I make a 2go version can we test that?

darrellm

why would you do that

Anonymous35

Because there's big quality loss on the compressions I did with handbrake

darrellm

is the one up there not good enough

darrellm

i will download the 5 gig version before deleting it and run it through quicktime. It will still be too big though

Anonymous35

The quality is quite bad on the version posted on the website compared to the original file

Anonymous35

Do the compress and I'll see if it runs on my laptop

darrellm

it will take me more than an hour. maybe 2

darrellm

it's taking 25 mins just to download

Anonymous35

Alright so fuck it for those who will go one the website now this one will do and we'll see once you've got ur compression

Anonymous35

thanks diddddddddy

Anonymous35

can I reactivate the stats ting?

darrellm

ya. just don't tell anyone tonight and then niels can go on full hardcore publicity demain

Anonymous35

people have been told already on the gram

darrellm

well, it's there

Anonymous35

28 visitors and 384 views on the website today

darrellm

that's me and you

darrellm

u need to be serious about this website now. get rid of the shite quickly

Anonymous35

how? doesn't it count the number of IP adresses

Anonymous35

Yep

Anonymous35

You and Looey can finally watch my film!

darrellm

Ip adresses???? What's that technical kid???

darrellm

i will watch the 5 gig version

Anonymous35

Do it proper, in the dark with speakers loud

darrellm

should we wait til clem's hhere

darrellm

u coming for the match demain

Anonymous35

as u wish

Anonymous35

as long as you watch it well whatevs

darrellm

i am impatient

Anonymous35

ALRIGHT FUCK

Anonymous35

Theres a fuck up in the sound

Anonymous35

I need to make a new version

darrellm

on streaming?

Anonymous35

yes fuck

darrellm

did you watch the 5 gig version to make sure it was good,

Anonymous35

I'm about to make a new 5go version

darrellm

did you watch the other version. The one i am currently downloading?

Anonymous35

Yes they're all the same versions

Anonymous35

there's one tiny fuck up

darrellm

and so i am downloading something BAAAAAD

darrellm

should i wait for the new version?

darrellm

you won't be able to upload 5 gig to the server btw

darrellm

you flooded it

Anonymous35

Even If I delete other stuff?

Anonymous35

Then I'll send you the 5gb version

darrellm

why would you want to upload a 5 gig movie

darrellm

think about it. AZ DVD contains 4,4gb of data only

Anonymous35

Well 5gig would be to have good quality

Anonymous35

I can do less by limiting kb/s on my editing software

darrellm

u don't want to add anything more than 1 gig

darrellm

you have a boss file, the big one, which is for u.

darrellm

en you have online versions

darrellm

have you got a good boss version yet,

darrellm

if so you can ftp it up and i will download and compress

darrellm

iç am about to nuke the giant version which is currently up there

Anonymous35

Whats the max gb I can put on ftp just enough time for you to download and compress it?

darrellm

after i delete the one there

darrellm

u happy for me to do that

Anonymous35

Alright well I'll do the export which will take about 40 mins

Anonymous35

once its done Ill tell u so u can delete and then I'll upload it

darrellm

the conversion at my end will take 2- or 2 and a half hours

darrellm

why do i need to wait to delete? that file is doing nothiung

Anonymous35

shiiiiiiiiiite

Anonymous35

this release is chaotic

Anonymous35

My export will be done in 30

darrellm

thats on you bitch

Anonymous35

yup

Anonymous35

is the number of visitors really not different IP adresses?

darrellm

don't worry

darrellm

is the number of visitors really not different IP adresses?

darrellm

yes it is. i was just teasing u

darrellm

there are 2 films i put for you on the server. Diva and Addiction. U need to watch both but u need the space on the server. Download and then delete them

Anonymous35

downloading

Anonymous35

actually no it doesnt work

Anonymous35

probably better to just go through wetransfer I'm feeling iffy about filezilla innit

darrellm

we transfer has 2 gig limit

darrellm

filezilla is cool

darrellm

why u feeling iffy about it

Anonymous35

cos I got a load of red error messages so I diped

darrellm

u what?

darrellm

diped ???

Anonymous35

I dipped

darrellm

huh

Anonymous35

like american slang for 'I fucked off'

darrellm

dont understand

Anonymous35

or 'I left'

darrellm

is your file ready

Anonymous35

no my editing software crashed

darrellm

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

darrellm

god is laughing at you

Anonymous35

I just said that to myself out loud

Anonymous35

Gonna export while closing everything else

Anonymous35

ee you in 30

Anonymous35

See*

darrellm

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

darrellm

when it's done upload it with filezilla. that will take another 30 mins

Anonymous35

Alright I'm doing that

Anonymous35

I hope theres enough space

darrellm

there is. i deleted all the other versions

Anonymous35

It's called Finished HD

Anonymous35

Nearly done on filezilla

darrellm

what size is it

darrellm

is it done

darrellm

looks done to me

darrellm

27 mins to download

darrellm

then 2 hrs to convert

darrellm

u should do a handbrake conversion as well

darrellm

who's the blonde tart on the main image? i like her?

darrellm

does she need a gilf

Anonymous35

niel's best mate

darrellm

says 2hrs now

darrellm

49 mins

darrellm

this is exciting

Anonymous35

hehe you watching with Looey?

darrellm

cant watch and convert at the same time

darrellm

not sure what the file size will be. U better do a version at your end too

Anonymous35

on it

darrellm

are u happy with it

Anonymous35

dunno

Anonymous35

it is what it is

darrellm

me and poops gonna watch in 8 mins

darrellm

whilst i upload the conversion to the server, which will take awhile i guess, depending on size

darrellm

1.3gb. Not too bad

darrellm

i am uploading now as tkab1.m4v

darrellm

filezilla says 17 minutes

darrellm

you can deal with it your end i guess

darrellm

me and poops rolling now

darrellm

you there

darrellm

fucking psychopath

darrellm

hammerboy

darrellm

it doesnt stream well

darrellm

gets stuck at 4,48

darrellm

squeeeezal

Anonymous35

how do I get the website on Google

Anonymous35

dude I'm gutted I fucked up the version I put on the site

Anonymous35

The dream sequence has no music

Anonymous35

I need to send you a new version

Anonymous35

Can I upload on 5gb on filezilla?

Twitchy Legged Bitch

the dream sequence has music at this end but the film doesnt stream after 14 mins

Twitchy Legged Bitch

ahhh hold on. the hand dream sequence?

Twitchy Legged Bitch

yes for filezilla if u delete the last version u put up

Anonymous35

FUCK

Anonymous35

You guys watched an incorrect version

Anonymous35

I'm very annoyed

Twitchy Legged Bitch

bof

Twitchy Legged Bitch

a bit of music missing aint gonna change that much

Anonymous35

Tottenham won though so all is cool

Twitchy Legged Bitch

in your film you look knackered. wonder why that is

Twitchy Legged Bitch

c.o. had more than a 100 visitors hier

Anonymous35

yeah I was quite impressed by that

Anonymous35

They all saw the wrong version ffs

Twitchy Legged Bitch

u need to get this sorted. the 5gig version is 1.4 when i converted. too big. u are better of doing a conversion on handbrake yourself and uploading that

Anonymous35

Yeah but the quality loss is too big with handbrake

Anonymous35

Even on the version that's on the website compared to the original files theres quite a big gap

Twitchy Legged Bitch

dude, there is no quality on a film that doesn't stream. just viewer frustration

Twitchy Legged Bitch

so try what i originally said and stick it on vimeo

Twitchy Legged Bitch

u still there?

Anonymous35

yup

Twitchy Legged Bitch

if not i am going back to my tourturous sleep

Twitchy Legged Bitch

hows mi weezal

Anonymous35

alright

Anonymous35

Twitchy Legged Bitch

not happy. cant ever sleep. 4 nighs in a row slept 10h -14h

Twitchy Legged Bitch

i have a lot to tell u about your film. quite important stuff

Anonymous35

yeah I'll call u 2morrow innit

Twitchy Legged Bitch

gonna by u a ticket for the train leaving gary the lion in 2 and a half hours

Twitchy Legged Bitch

can u print it in the station

Anonymous35

Twitchy Legged Bitch

so how we gonna do dat

Anonymous35

well I'm gonna be asleep in not too long

Twitchy Legged Bitch

hmmm

Twitchy Legged Bitch

are u drunk

Anonymous35

are u?

Twitchy Legged Bitch

sort of

Twitchy Legged Bitch

anyway i want u to take that train. u can go back with clem monday morn

Anonymous35

dude its not on I'm tired and naked in my flat

Twitchy Legged Bitch

your film was great but it raises more questions than answers. tbh i wouldn't put it online at all in its current state

Twitchy Legged Bitch

tired and naked? quick shower and a refreshing walk to the gare

Twitchy Legged Bitch

sleep on the train and tfen over to your mums to help her with throwing stuff away. imagine how thrilled she will be to see u

Twitchy Legged Bitch

then i am gonna tell u how to win the palm dor

Twitchy Legged Bitch

oi. u still there

Anonymous35

yup

Anonymous35

Not taking a train in 2hrs though thats redonks

Twitchy Legged Bitch

not really. might turn out to be the most important few days of your life

Twitchy Legged Bitch

instead u is fucking about trying to upload 5 gig files FOR NO REASON

Twitchy Legged Bitch

u need to learn some webtricks

Twitchy Legged Bitch

i am going back to my torture. text if u wanna take the train or wanna talk more

Twitchy Legged Bitch

goodnight sweet prince. u have a great future ahead of u. but there are lots of traps you could easily fall into

Twitchy Legged Bitch

i feel kind of sad that i didnt have parents who could have told me when i was your age

Twitchy Legged Bitch

u are lucky enough to have them. but have to be clever enough to grab it. also, when u have things going on, things to solve, u are lucky enough to be able to come here. tell people "i gotta go down south. its easier to fix this there"

Twitchy Legged Bitch

u are in paris. not australia. should be able to come and go frequently, like lucas is doing

Twitchy Legged Bitch

so, jump the trqin. if not demain, let me book for thursday.

Twitchy Legged Bitch

btw the dream sequence has gil and the devil on it.

Anonymous35

Why's Lea asking me if I know Darrell Marriott

darrellm

cos she's sees dilf

darrellm

she was excellent in your film

darrellm

and niels is pushing it hard on the gram

darrellm

u need to get a functioning version up there asap

darrellm

apparently frannie just watched it and doesn't want to talk you anymore

darrellm

nah, i made that up. Are you there,

darrellm

kiiiiiiiiiiiiiin hell. son gone. surgery demain for a fractured eye socket. Might miss world cup

darrellm

daaaaaaaaaa fuck. i was really worried spurs might draw benfica, who i have watched a few times and thought of maybe putting a bet on for wimming the whole thing.
But....... nah. We wo,'t play them cos they scored 6 and topped the group. Hope we get PSG as i earlier predicted

Twitchy Legged Bitch

huh

Twitchy Legged Bitch

are u there weezal

Anonymous37

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/aug/20/notre-dame-cathedral-fire-rebuild-medieval-carpenters-guledon

Anonymous37

they seem to have liked it

darrellm

drive da

Bingy Bunny