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WHAGWAN DERE
Twitchy Leg
which website you thinking of
Anonymous35
C.O innit
Twitchy Leg
i will bung a bit of software on there and you can then add keywords and metadata
Twitchy Leg
did you see the article i linked to? It's an incredibly tough read
Twitchy Leg
i almost stopped at one point
Twitchy Leg
i think it deserves a short film. Not sure how it would be done
Twitchy Leg
geeeeez, important question. What we doing abpout the world cup? you coming here to watch it
Anonymous35
So many films in france about the terrorists attacks not sure we need more
Anonymous35
I'm boycotting it
Anonymous35
just kidding
Twitchy Leg
read the article. this is something different.
Twitchy Leg
also, there are films and then there are films. It depends entirely on the approach. A blockbuster or Poetic Cinema? Which approach serves better?
Twitchy Leg
did you convert your film?
Anonymous35
yeah I found a way of doing it with the editing software straight away
Anonymous35
Will 2go run well on wordpress?
Twitchy Leg
wot that. Never heard of ot
Twitchy Leg
gooners are killing forest. their rapist just scored the 4th
Anonymous35
Ot? Will a 2gb video run fine on the website?
Anonymous35
gooner scum
Twitchy Leg
2 gig too big
Twitchy Leg
send me the gig and i will convert it. or try handbrake
Twitchy Leg
https://handbrake.fr/
Twitchy Leg
you know i can convert your film without looking at it,
Twitchy Leg
u can trust me
Twitchy Leg
although, with the lack of sleep, i could do with the laughs
Anonymous35
fuck off
Anonymous35
What maximum size should it be for the website?
Twitchy Leg
bout 6-700mb
Anonymous35
but surely my super ultra hd quality will get fucked by that compression?
Twitchy Leg
yeah a bit. but not as much as you think.
Twitchy Leg
send me the film.
well, stick it on the c.o server at least
Anonymous35
there's no way of keeping crispy quality and using it on the web?
Anonymous35
I've put web optimization on hand brake, dunno if I should
Twitchy Leg
if you put it on a server dedicated to movies the quality will diminish less.
maybe create a vimeo account.

Put it on c.o at 2 gig and see what happens
Anonymous35
alright
Anonymous35
handbrake seems to work fine
Twitchy Leg
handbrake is very good
Anonymous35
You can watch Tristan's latest short on Collectif Omerta if u want
Twitchy Leg
weird. that's exactly what i was doing as you typed the message
Twitchy Leg
there's a lot wrongwith it but overal it was good. Big step up from his earlier shite.
Twitchy Leg
just so many many many things that can be improved
Twitchy Leg
but there were some very well done touches
Twitchy Leg
collectif omerta starting to have a whole folio now. shame you don't make the website more pro
Twitchy Leg
your page is.... i was going to say rubbish but maybe that's too harsh. poor
Twitchy Leg
and what's with these nasty red fonts y'all keep using?
kin hell. might as well title everything "Amateurs"
Anonymous35
we like da red fonts
Anonymous35
The websites looking well clean now
Anonymous35
dont touch the guys pages
Anonymous35
That would start a feud
Anonymous35
We've said we're not touching eachothers shit now
Twitchy Leg
oh ok. Are you on c;o; now? I keep taking over someone editing. Thought it was you
Anonymous35
nope
Twitchy Leg
whagwan dare weezy
Twitchy Leg
then it was tristpants
Twitchy Leg
he must have wondered wtf
Anonymous35
exporting the last last version of my film in ultra hd
Anonymous35
then I'm gonna compress that bitch with handbrake
Twitchy Leg
how long does the export take
Twitchy Leg
on my machine a 4gb final cut takes 2 fucking hours
Twitchy Leg
me and poops are resurrecting cinama marriott, starting next sunday
Twitchy Leg
gonna put a whagwan type chatroom online to discuss it with everyone. will invite kolaj
Anonymous35
alrighty
Anonymous35
u set us up with a collectifomerta chat?
Anonymous35
Could u set us up*
Twitchy Leg
ya
Twitchy Leg
best film ever
Twitchy Leg
Twitchy Leg
just watched the new Atlanta episode. It's maybe the best episode ever
Anonymous35
surprised u liked it
Anonymous35
how do I look at the stats of ppl visiting the site etc
Twitchy Leg
it was great
Twitchy Leg
how do I look at the stats of ppl visiting the site etc
Twitchy Leg
install analtic pllug in
Twitchy Leg
analytic
Twitchy Leg
atlanta anazl
Anonymous35
google analytic?
Twitchy Leg
nah
Twitchy Leg
waste of time and effort and u also would then need to put an annoying cookie notice on your site BY LAW
Anonymous35
which one then?
Twitchy Leg
are u on thre site now
Anonymous35
yup
Anonymous35
I added WP Tao
Twitchy Leg
whats that
Twitchy Leg
for stats you want a plugin called WP Statistics
Anonymous35
thank u
Twitchy Leg
wait though
Twitchy Leg
tao looks good enough
Twitchy Leg
its funky enough
Twitchy Leg
reactivate it and i will give it the once over
Anonymous35
didn't have as many details
Anonymous35
and had all these selling and buying options
Anonymous35
tao is telling me 5 visits WP is telling me 0
Twitchy Leg
ok.
plugins are good but the more you have the more vulnerable your site is. I gave u good security but if you instal a plugin and dont use it.... uninstall. From the server is best
Twitchy Leg
compare the 2. i just looked at niels page for example
Anonymous35
WP aint saying shit
Twitchy Leg
i am getting looey to click on a few pages from his phone
Anonymous35
oh actually it is it just needed a minute
Twitchy Leg
sometimes admin hits are excluded
Twitchy Leg
wp stats is powerful. you need to know a thing or 2 before setting the defaults
Twitchy Leg
like u can crash your whole site if you geo localise
Twitchy Leg
but geo locale is worth having
Twitchy Leg
for now, what do u really need?
Anonymous35
Number of people visiting that's it
Anonymous35
btw when you go on the website on a phone the top bar with written C.O projects etc is all fucked up
Anonymous35
I've tried fixing it but can't do it
Anonymous35
If you know how that would be cooooooooool
Twitchy Leg
which page is it
Anonymous35
on all pages the top bar that doesnt move
Twitchy Leg
it works on my phone
Twitchy Leg
but yeah..... i can see it is probably abit shite on YOUR phone
Twitchy Leg
i took off the search button to make it a lot neater on phones
Twitchy Leg
well, not a lot. but quite a bit
Anonymous35
dont you have a load of white space on the top?
Twitchy Leg
its lovely now
Twitchy Legged Bitch
Chat image
darrellm
yes mister edit
darrellm
t going
Anonymous35
??
darrellm
is it live yet
darrellm
need a hand?
darrellm
if so txt me
Anonymous35
The film is called TO KILL A BUSINESSMAN
Anonymous35
On Filezilla there's an HD uncompressed version which is the one I want to use because the compressed ones lost too much quality
Anonymous35
Neither of the 3 versions put on FileZilla are working
darrellm
whagwan
darrellm
i changed the name of 1 file because capitals and spaces are sometimes problematic
Anonymous35
Alright
Anonymous35
Should I try again?
darrellm
ya
darrellm
file tkab
Anonymous35
error message
Anonymous35
sent it to you on twitter
Anonymous35
I dont get it this thing has worked every time
darrellm
calmos
darrellm
will have it soon
Anonymous35
thank uuuuuuuu
Anonymous35
i'd be great to keep the high as quality somehow
Anonymous35
Wassup?
darrellm
i am on it
darrellm
deactivate wpstats and tao
Anonymous35
delete
Anonymous35
?
darrellm
just turn them off
Anonymous35
done
darrellm
try uploading a photo. anything
Anonymous35
can't do it
darrellm
me neither
Anonymous35
transfer failed
darrellm
try the film again
darrellm
import from server
darrellm
nah stop
Anonymous35
too late I did it
Anonymous35
t worked
Anonymous35
Added from server
darrellm
DO NOT DO ANYTHING
Anonymous35
okay
Anonymous35
not doing anything
Anonymous35
tkab is in the mediatheque
darrellm
STOP TALKING 1 MIN
darrellm
OK
darrellm
fixed
Anonymous35
what do I do now?
darrellm
nothing
darrellm
wait
darrellm
your film is live
darrellm
u made a big mistake
darrellm
overloaded the server
darrellm
i am going to delete the 5gb file
Anonymous35
thanks diddy
Anonymous35
which version did you post?
Anonymous35
did u do your own compress?
darrellm
hell no
darrellm
listen there's more.
darrellm
watch the film and make sure it flows. Then call me
darrellm
i had to do something in an emergency to get it working. But that thing aint good for the site
Anonymous35
Did you use one of my compresses?
darrellm
you had 3 versions up there. i renamed 1 and used that
darrellm
for now..... justmake sure it works
Anonymous35
If I make a 2go version can we test that?
darrellm
why would you do that
Anonymous35
Because there's big quality loss on the compressions I did with handbrake
darrellm
is the one up there not good enough
darrellm
i will download the 5 gig version before deleting it and run it through quicktime. It will still be too big though
Anonymous35
The quality is quite bad on the version posted on the website compared to the original file
Anonymous35
Do the compress and I'll see if it runs on my laptop
darrellm
it will take me more than an hour. maybe 2
darrellm
it's taking 25 mins just to download
Anonymous35
Alright so fuck it for those who will go one the website now this one will do and we'll see once you've got ur compression
Anonymous35
thanks diddddddddy
Anonymous35
can I reactivate the stats ting?
darrellm
ya. just don't tell anyone tonight and then niels can go on full hardcore publicity demain
Anonymous35
people have been told already on the gram
darrellm
well, it's there
Anonymous35
28 visitors and 384 views on the website today
darrellm
that's me and you
darrellm
u need to be serious about this website now. get rid of the shite quickly
Anonymous35
how? doesn't it count the number of IP adresses
Anonymous35
Yep
Anonymous35
You and Looey can finally watch my film!
darrellm
Ip adresses???? What's that technical kid???
darrellm
i will watch the 5 gig version
Anonymous35
Do it proper, in the dark with speakers loud
darrellm
should we wait til clem's hhere
darrellm
u coming for the match demain
Anonymous35
as u wish
Anonymous35
as long as you watch it well whatevs
darrellm
i am impatient
Anonymous35
ALRIGHT FUCK
Anonymous35
Theres a fuck up in the sound
Anonymous35
I need to make a new version
darrellm
on streaming?
Anonymous35
yes fuck
darrellm
did you watch the 5 gig version to make sure it was good,
Anonymous35
I'm about to make a new 5go version
darrellm
did you watch the other version. The one i am currently downloading?
Anonymous35
Yes they're all the same versions
Anonymous35
there's one tiny fuck up
darrellm
and so i am downloading something BAAAAAD
darrellm
should i wait for the new version?
darrellm
you won't be able to upload 5 gig to the server btw
darrellm
you flooded it
Anonymous35
Even If I delete other stuff?
Anonymous35
Then I'll send you the 5gb version
darrellm
why would you want to upload a 5 gig movie
darrellm
think about it. AZ DVD contains 4,4gb of data only
Anonymous35
Well 5gig would be to have good quality
Anonymous35
I can do less by limiting kb/s on my editing software
darrellm
u don't want to add anything more than 1 gig
darrellm
you have a boss file, the big one, which is for u.
darrellm
en you have online versions
darrellm
have you got a good boss version yet,
darrellm
if so you can ftp it up and i will download and compress
darrellm
iƧ am about to nuke the giant version which is currently up there
Anonymous35
Whats the max gb I can put on ftp just enough time for you to download and compress it?
darrellm
5
darrellm
after i delete the one there
darrellm
u happy for me to do that
Anonymous35
Alright well I'll do the export which will take about 40 mins
Anonymous35
once its done Ill tell u so u can delete and then I'll upload it
darrellm
the conversion at my end will take 2- or 2 and a half hours
darrellm
why do i need to wait to delete? that file is doing nothiung
Anonymous35
shiiiiiiiiiite
Anonymous35
this release is chaotic
Anonymous35
My export will be done in 30
darrellm
thats on you bitch
Anonymous35
yup
Anonymous35
is the number of visitors really not different IP adresses?
darrellm
don't worry
darrellm
is the number of visitors really not different IP adresses?
darrellm
yes it is. i was just teasing u
darrellm
there are 2 films i put for you on the server. Diva and Addiction. U need to watch both but u need the space on the server. Download and then delete them
Anonymous35
downloading
Anonymous35
actually no it doesnt work
Anonymous35
probably better to just go through wetransfer I'm feeling iffy about filezilla innit
darrellm
we transfer has 2 gig limit
darrellm
filezilla is cool
darrellm
why u feeling iffy about it
Anonymous35
cos I got a load of red error messages so I diped
darrellm
u what?
darrellm
diped ???
Anonymous35
I dipped
darrellm
huh
Anonymous35
like american slang for 'I fucked off'
darrellm
dont understand
Anonymous35
or 'I left'
darrellm
is your file ready
Anonymous35
no my editing software crashed
darrellm
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
darrellm
god is laughing at you
Anonymous35
I just said that to myself out loud
Anonymous35
Gonna export while closing everything else
Anonymous35
ee you in 30
Anonymous35
See*
darrellm
shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
darrellm
when it's done upload it with filezilla. that will take another 30 mins
Anonymous35
Alright I'm doing that
Anonymous35
I hope theres enough space
darrellm
there is. i deleted all the other versions
Anonymous35
It's called Finished HD
Anonymous35
Nearly done on filezilla
darrellm
what size is it
darrellm
is it done
darrellm
looks done to me
darrellm
27 mins to download
darrellm
then 2 hrs to convert
darrellm
u should do a handbrake conversion as well
darrellm
who's the blonde tart on the main image? i like her?
darrellm
does she need a gilf
Anonymous35
niel's best mate
darrellm
Chat image
darrellm
says 2hrs now
darrellm
49 mins
darrellm
this is exciting
Anonymous35
hehe you watching with Looey?
darrellm
cant watch and convert at the same time
darrellm
not sure what the file size will be. U better do a version at your end too
Anonymous35
on it
darrellm
are u happy with it
Anonymous35
dunno
Anonymous35
it is what it is
darrellm
me and poops gonna watch in 8 mins
darrellm
whilst i upload the conversion to the server, which will take awhile i guess, depending on size
darrellm
1.3gb. Not too bad
darrellm
i am uploading now as tkab1.m4v
darrellm
filezilla says 17 minutes
darrellm
you can deal with it your end i guess
darrellm
me and poops rolling now
darrellm
oi
darrellm
you there
darrellm
fucking psychopath
darrellm
oi
darrellm
hammerboy
darrellm
it doesnt stream well
darrellm
gets stuck at 4,48
darrellm
squeeeezal
Anonymous35
how do I get the website on Google
Anonymous35
dude I'm gutted I fucked up the version I put on the site
Anonymous35
The dream sequence has no music
Anonymous35
I need to send you a new version
Anonymous35
Can I upload on 5gb on filezilla?
Twitchy Legged Bitch
the dream sequence has music at this end but the film doesnt stream after 14 mins
Twitchy Legged Bitch
ahhh hold on. the hand dream sequence?
Twitchy Legged Bitch
yes for filezilla if u delete the last version u put up
Anonymous35
FUCK
Anonymous35
You guys watched an incorrect version
Anonymous35
I'm very annoyed
Twitchy Legged Bitch
bof
Twitchy Legged Bitch
a bit of music missing aint gonna change that much
Anonymous35
Tottenham won though so all is cool
Twitchy Legged Bitch
in your film you look knackered. wonder why that is
Twitchy Legged Bitch
c.o. had more than a 100 visitors hier
Anonymous35
yeah I was quite impressed by that
Anonymous35
They all saw the wrong version ffs
Twitchy Legged Bitch
u need to get this sorted. the 5gig version is 1.4 when i converted. too big. u are better of doing a conversion on handbrake yourself and uploading that
Anonymous35
Yeah but the quality loss is too big with handbrake
Anonymous35
Even on the version that's on the website compared to the original files theres quite a big gap
Twitchy Legged Bitch
dude, there is no quality on a film that doesn't stream. just viewer frustration
Twitchy Legged Bitch
so try what i originally said and stick it on vimeo
Twitchy Legged Bitch
u still there?
Anonymous35
yup
Twitchy Legged Bitch
if not i am going back to my tourturous sleep
Twitchy Legged Bitch
hows mi weezal
Anonymous35
alright
Anonymous35
u?
Twitchy Legged Bitch
not happy. cant ever sleep. 4 nighs in a row slept 10h -14h
Twitchy Legged Bitch
i have a lot to tell u about your film. quite important stuff
Anonymous35
yeah I'll call u 2morrow innit
Twitchy Legged Bitch
gonna by u a ticket for the train leaving gary the lion in 2 and a half hours
Twitchy Legged Bitch
can u print it in the station
Anonymous35
no
Twitchy Legged Bitch
so how we gonna do dat
Anonymous35
well I'm gonna be asleep in not too long
Twitchy Legged Bitch
hmmm
Twitchy Legged Bitch
are u drunk
Anonymous35
no
Anonymous35
are u?
Twitchy Legged Bitch
sort of
Twitchy Legged Bitch
anyway i want u to take that train. u can go back with clem monday morn
Anonymous35
dude its not on I'm tired and naked in my flat
Twitchy Legged Bitch
your film was great but it raises more questions than answers. tbh i wouldn't put it online at all in its current state
Twitchy Legged Bitch
tired and naked? quick shower and a refreshing walk to the gare
Twitchy Legged Bitch
sleep on the train and tfen over to your mums to help her with throwing stuff away. imagine how thrilled she will be to see u
Twitchy Legged Bitch
then i am gonna tell u how to win the palm dor
Twitchy Legged Bitch
oi. u still there
Anonymous35
yup
Anonymous35
Not taking a train in 2hrs though thats redonks
Twitchy Legged Bitch
not really. might turn out to be the most important few days of your life
Twitchy Legged Bitch
instead u is fucking about trying to upload 5 gig files FOR NO REASON
Twitchy Legged Bitch
u need to learn some webtricks
Twitchy Legged Bitch
i am going back to my torture. text if u wanna take the train or wanna talk more
Twitchy Legged Bitch
goodnight sweet prince. u have a great future ahead of u. but there are lots of traps you could easily fall into
Twitchy Legged Bitch
i feel kind of sad that i didnt have parents who could have told me when i was your age
Twitchy Legged Bitch
u are lucky enough to have them. but have to be clever enough to grab it. also, when u have things going on, things to solve, u are lucky enough to be able to come here. tell people "i gotta go down south. its easier to fix this there"
Twitchy Legged Bitch
u are in paris. not australia. should be able to come and go frequently, like lucas is doing
Twitchy Legged Bitch
so, jump the trqin. if not demain, let me book for thursday.
Twitchy Legged Bitch
btw the dream sequence has gil and the devil on it.
Anonymous35
Why's Lea asking me if I know Darrell Marriott
darrellm
cos she's sees dilf
darrellm
she was excellent in your film
darrellm
and niels is pushing it hard on the gram
darrellm
u need to get a functioning version up there asap
darrellm
apparently frannie just watched it and doesn't want to talk you anymore
darrellm
nah, i made that up. Are you there,
darrellm
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiin hell. son gone. surgery demain for a fractured eye socket. Might miss world cup
darrellm
daaaaaaaaaa fuck. i was really worried spurs might draw benfica, who i have watched a few times and thought of maybe putting a bet on for wimming the whole thing.
But....... nah. We wo,'t play them cos they scored 6 and topped the group. Hope we get PSG as i earlier predicted
Twitchy Legged Bitch
huh
Twitchy Legged Bitch
are u there weezal
Anonymous37
they seem to have liked it
darrellm
drive da
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